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'The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.'.'When the power went out at the school.'I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.'A boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat.'.The following puns are known to have come from this book after Riley gives it to Ellie in Left Behind. 'Why can't a nose be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot.'.'What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, you idiot!'.'If a dish towel could tell a joke, I think it would have a dry sense of humor'.'You wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it was too cheesy.'.'People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.' (Ellie comments, 'Too soon.').'What does a pirate say while eating sushi? Ahoy! Pass me some soy!'.'You know what's not right? (Joel questions, 'Left?') (Ellie answers, 'Yeah.').'Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.'.

'What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.'.

'I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

'A moon rock tastes better than an earthly rock because it's meteor.'.

'Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.'.

'What is the leading cause of divorce in long-term marriages? A stalemate.'.

'A book just fell on my head, I only have my shelf to blame.'.

'I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra.

'What did they use to drink with? Cups.

'What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of? Civil ware.'.

'It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope.

The following puns are known to have come from this book when Ellie announces the book's title in the Pittsburgh chapter. We accept no blame for cracked ribs, stitched sides or rolled eyes. Be the life of any party! Or perhaps the death of it. Get ready to chuckle, chortle and maybe groan a little with the second handy pun book by comedian Will Livingston.

His writing is like his pencils.Short + sharp. On the back of the book in Left Behind, a blurb summarizes the contents.

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